One of the main articles in the July/August Traditional Home is written by the magazine’s Senior Architecture and Design Editor, Sally Finder Weepie, a great name for an author who describes how a San Francisco designer decorates her home with a “tasteful mix of vintage treasures and youthful verve.” Sally’s name is also a great mix of a well-known proverb. It is to be presumed that both the San Francisco designer and Sally are keepers and not weepers.
Perhaps it is time for other editors to examine not just the experience of those applying for staff positions but also look ahead to see how dazzling the name below the title would appear in their periodicals. Namely,
Manny Spoilbroth Cook’s Illustrated
Romy Roadleader Travel + Leisure
Aly Endwell Shape
Squeaky Wheeler Bicycling
Cappy Wearfit GQ
Dr. Kay Appleday Prevention
Bette Safesorry Consumer Reports
Lookie Leaper Sports Illustrated
Jack Tradeall This Old House
Stormy Calmafter Mother Earth News
Angel Rushin Coin Prices
I.B. Holder Glamour
Hope Springie Backpacker
Swifty Notrace Car and Driver
Missy Milegood Runner’s World
Abby Hartfonder Cosmopolitan
Goldy Glitterall American Digger
Wrought Thoughts 