Some more questions that seem to float to the surface in the middle of the night:
Will pre-nuptial agreements ever filter down to tykes who will argue over who gets to keep the Tootsie Rolls?
How would magazines printed with soy ink go with egg rolls and chow mein?
Why is it the Presley imitators sound like El?
Am I the only one who thinks Soy Lecithin belongs on a marquee in the Borscht Belt?
If my aunt cracked her wrists while looking for the Loch Ness monster, would she let me write “Auntie Loch breaks” on her casts?
What company will be the first to offer the Frisbee Channel?
Did the charlatans who claimed their potions would grow hair on a billiard ball also sell blue chalk to rub on the scalp?
Why is it that the people who call and ask “How are you today?” are more interested in my money than my health?
How would they find the UPC barcode on a chameleon in a pet store?
Considering the state of our oceans, wouldn’t it be best to avoid eating oysters in months with vowels?