In the Doggerel House 2

Some apposite verses now that spring is in the air and sports very much on the airwaves:

Frost wrote in Sports Illustrated that corruption
Should not rob college sports of its special gloss;
He would be turning over in his grave if he learned
The only schools not on probation are TCU and Holy Cross.
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Croissant is not an easy word to spit out,
Some diners spell it rather than meet that foe;
One cheerleader told a waiter (and everyone else about),
“Give me a C, give me an R, give me an O…”
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The modern athlete who can’t be pleased
Sheds tears that aren’t worth buying;
He wants to renegotiate
While the ink on the contract is still drying.
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Sports have sponsors enough and how!
Even The Illiad would get a new title now:
Paris Is Alive and Well
And Living with Jocks’ Prell.
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Magazines hit every niche these days,
You don’t know what you may be holding;
This month I picked up a copy of
Vernal Equinox Paper Folding.
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Joe “Red” Glare took long shots for Houston,
To stun his old coach he used balls that would tear;
The Rockets’ Red Glare, his bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof to B. Knight that our wag was still there.
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No one is to blame anymore,
A thought that caused a goaltender to reflect;
After a puck bounced off his head,
He blamed all his crimes on mental deflect.
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Ah, to be in Paris in the spring
When a young man’s fancy turns to–
Nowadays he may be in love with
The cuckoo whose nest over which one flew.
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I once heard of a small town in Spain
Where extra fingers is one of the common traits;
I’d go to see their soccer team in sunshine or in rain
Just to watch the players giving each other high eights.  
 
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